Well not really…but I’m a really good home cook who’s husband said he wanted to cook dinner on the grill so she waited and he got caught up
And that’s okay
And so my kids are eating PB&J
And I, though I would love to beat Bobby Flay, let it ride.
Because there’s so much more to life than sauce and technique.
And there’s more important battles to choose than dinner time
So the kids will survive and I won’t try out my latest culinary weapon
And tomorrow brings another chance at greatness…come on Bobby, I will bring you down…maybe…no comment….
But life is more than masterpiece.
Today may be the sum of mown grass and clean tile
Or smiling children and peanut butter fingers
Or mom wondering if she’s done enough.
Iced tea and vinegar scrubbed floors and Bobbly Flay smiling in the background of headphones blaring over kid noise.
This is life and my kid tells me daily I can beat you Bobby! We will never know of course, because I am me and you are you and there’s that
But regardless, I am happy with my peanut butter and jelly masses and five kid culinary accomplishments and life in the realm of dirty floors and lackluster survival.
This is me…
So bring it Bobby Flay!
Me and mundane, culinary life, clean floors and dog baths and five kid, hanging on, homemade pasta and kicking mom cuisine vs. I don’t even know what to call it.
At least my kids are happy with the me they’re stuck with as mom.
Cook on, Flay, cook on. I still win!